Apologies

You shouln't read blogs that start out with something like ´After the third Martini´.
You should not, in fact, write things like that.
The outcome is inevitably the same.
Hurt feelings and apologies.

My Apologies. Heartfelt. What in the name of three chinese monkeys was I thinking?
Well, it seems I wasn´t thinking at all there. Anthropophagia? Plain old Cannibalism?
Ooooohh, eeewww, little ol´ me was feelin´ so terribly peckish, yer Honour?

We all know that there is no decent excuse for shooting and eating your Indonesian catholic gay neighbour, no matter what the circumstances, so I shall apologize. Right here and now, I throw myself at your mercy and I´m begging you to please believe me, even if the financial crisis does spin out of control, I will not succumb to the eating of my fellow men, no matter how annoying or tasty they may be.
Personally, I´ve always loved Asian, allthough you usually wind up being hungry again after an hour or so.
But this is completely besides the point. There will be no eating of people. Unless these people strongly indicate really wanting to be eaten. It´s possible. And if they turn out to be something other than People after all, well, that´s a no-brainer, too.
And nobody will blame a conscious non-cannibal gun owner if an unfortunate gun accident happens at a time of distress and crisis and if that acccident provides some accidental meat, well, it will sure be a shame to let this perfectly good if not kosher meat go to waste? Won´t it?

In a time of crisis, many things are possible and possibly acceptable. Only time will tell.


We´ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Hallebaba. And a double Mahalo to all of you out there. Food comes first, morals follow.